Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me Janice, who created the universe?" When Janice didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good" and Janice fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Janice, "Who is our Lord and Saviour." But, Janice didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"Jesus Christ!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good," and Janice fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Janice jumped up and shouted, "If you stick me with that thing one more time, I'll break it in half and stick it up your ass!"
... the teacher fainted!
Monday, May 31, 2010
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Saturday, May 29, 2010
Most Creative ideas about Customized Sneakers
Daniel Reese A cool young Designer who's breathtaking customized sneaker designs have changed the shoe market,He have created themed sneakers for different popular games,movies & Social networks which you can buy through his online store. Below are some of his popular designs.(Please Re-Share if you are viewing this from Buzz)
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Friday, May 28, 2010
Get the Most Expensive Iphone for 3.2 million $
The casing of this exclusive iPhone 3GS is made using 271 grams of 22 carat gold.
The front border is studded with 136 shinny diamonds totalling a 68 carats while the Apple logo on the back is made from a 53 gems.Produced by a British designer Stuart Hughes, from Liverpool, Merseyside.
Thursday, May 27, 2010
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Monday, May 24, 2010
Coolest Bathroom Accessories That you Can Actually Buy !
NOSE Shaped Shower Gel DISPENSER
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser Nothing screams CLEAN like oozing green shower gel that looks like snot from a nose! Guaranteed to freak out company. Just squeeze the enormous schnoz to make the boogery green shower gel ooze out! Buy It Here
Hog Wild Shower Light
Never Jump in a cold shower again. Turn the water on and a flood of blue light shines down through the shower stream. Cool, blue and refreshing. When the water gets hot at 89 degrees F. the color changes to red, alerting you that the water is getting hot. Time to hop in the shower.Buy it Here
iCarta iPod Stereo Dock & Bath Tissue Holder
iCarta Stereo Dock lets you enjoy your iPod in the most important room in your home--the bathroom! Don't just sing in the shower; sing along to your favorite songs, or make getting ready in the morning a fun experience in your private sanctuary.Buy it Here !
Toilet Seat Heater
A heating pad that easily attaches to the underside of any existing round toilet seat lid and warms to the comfort of the owner when the lid is down. There's no reason to ever be chilled on a cold toilet seat again! Buy it Here !
The GoateeSaver is an adjustable goatee shaving template that will revolutionize the way you shave and trim your goatee. The GoateeSaver can be customized to your face in seconds, with three easy adjustments. Just place the GoateeSaver over your goatee and shave with your favorite razor to get the perfect look that women will admire and men will respect.Buy It Here
Butt Face Towel
Ends the confusion of which side to use! Each side is clearly marked! Makes a great gag gift.Buy it Here 
Blood Bath Shower Curtain
You are sound asleep when suddenly a piercing noise jolts you out of bed. You slowly slink to the bathroom and flip on the lights. Your eyes are assaulted with the goriest of sights - a shower curtain smeared with bloody hand prints and a bath mat stained with bloody footprints. Your heart is now racing; there's no way you're going back to sleep now. Which is perfect because the piercing noise was your alarm clock, the gory sight was your new Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat, you're now fully awake, and it's time to get ready for work.Buy it Here
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