Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Children experiences after visiting "The Sea"
A number of Primary Schools were doing a project on "The Sea". Children were asked to draw pictures, or write about their experiences.
Teachers got together to compare the results, and put together some of the comments that were funny, and some that were sad. Here are some of them.
The kids were all aged between 5 and 8 years.
---
This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)
Whales are animals, not fish. If they don't get air they can drown, like my brother did last summer. (David age 7)
Oysters balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of it's head. (Billy age 6)
My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.(Millie age 6)
Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)
My mum has fish nets, but doesn't catch any fish. (Laura age 5)
When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small.
(Kevin age 6)
Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)
On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny. (Julie age 7)
Teachers got together to compare the results, and put together some of the comments that were funny, and some that were sad. Here are some of them.
The kids were all aged between 5 and 8 years.
---
This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)
Whales are animals, not fish. If they don't get air they can drown, like my brother did last summer. (David age 7)
Oysters balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of it's head. (Billy age 6)
My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.(Millie age 6)
Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)
My mum has fish nets, but doesn't catch any fish. (Laura age 5)
When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small.
(Kevin age 6)
Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)
On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny. (Julie age 7)
A four year old little boy
A four year old little boy was at the doctor’s office with his mother in the waiting room when he spotted a pregnant lady on the other side of the room. Having nothing better to do, he walk over to her and inquisitively asks “Why is your stomach so big?”
She replied, “I'm having a baby.” With big eyes, he replied, “Is the baby in your stomach?” She said, “He sure is.”
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look on his face, asked yet another question, “Is it a good baby?” She said, “Oh, yes. It’s a real good baby.” At this point the woman is thinking the little boy is incredibly cute and looks forward to what he has to say next…
And, much to her surprise, with an even more surprised and shocked look than before, he asks.. “Then why did you eat him?”
She replied, “I'm having a baby.” With big eyes, he replied, “Is the baby in your stomach?” She said, “He sure is.”
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look on his face, asked yet another question, “Is it a good baby?” She said, “Oh, yes. It’s a real good baby.” At this point the woman is thinking the little boy is incredibly cute and looks forward to what he has to say next…
And, much to her surprise, with an even more surprised and shocked look than before, he asks.. “Then why did you eat him?”
Sunday, March 7, 2010
Saturday, March 6, 2010
World’s First Toilet Seat built for only Hardcore Facebookers
A company in Sao Paolo has designed a special toilet seat, Only for Hardcore Facebookers. If you think you are suffering from these problems
1: You are always thinking to get on next level of Mafia Wars (even in bathroom)
2: You want to plow your crops in Farmville.
3: You really want to update your status as
“I am in Bathroom, thinking what chemical type of gas does human pass ”
Google unveils the truth, Harry Porter is Gay
I have just found this picture on Google Image Search. Look at this picture and then leave a comment .
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)