Pure defination of Globalization !

Definition of Globalisation? Princess Diana's death: an English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a french tunnel in a German car with a Dutch engine driven by a Belgian drunk on Scotch Whisky, followed by Italian paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles, treated by American doctors using Brazilian medicine. This message was created by an Indian on a Chinese phone stolen from an Aussie by a Maori!

Joke:Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger

Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue:

Blonde One:I cant seem to get this door unlocked !

Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! its starting to rain, and the top is down!

What four animals does a woman like to have in her house?

Question:What four animals does a woman like to have
               in her house? 

Answer:A Tiger in bed, a Mink in her closet, a Jaguar in her
            garage and a Jackass to pay for it all.

Best Parody Song Ever : TIK TOK KESHA Parody: Glitter Puke - Key of Awe$ome

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These are the best pranks i had ever witnessed ,i hope you all will enjoy it.

I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds

 My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said,'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a scale.