Telephone Bill

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting...On a Saturday morning...after breakfast...


Dad: People this is unacceptable.

You have to limit the use of the phone.

I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

Mum: Same here,

I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.

Son: Me too,

I never use the home phone.

I always use my company mobile.

Maid: So - what is the problem?

We all use our work telephones !!!!!